When I was 6 years old, I lived in the middle of nowhere. I woke up to find a similar, massive spider slowly crawling up my on top of my bed sheet, towards me. I didn't scream, instead I slapped it with my bare hand, killing it and getting its insides all over my hand and bed.
Yes, I am from Australia.

Hopefully somehow the electricity thing zaps them..

Don't worry, I did too.

Movie etc piracy, its an ad that plays in front of most (older?) Australian (Maybe other countries, i don't know??) DVDs/blurays and so forth to try and combat piracy. Doesn't work..

ooh I was born almost 4 months early somehow. I weighed 710 grams..

*raises nuclear bomb*

wait that's a girl?

true, i couldn't think of anything, plus that was the caption on the tumblr post

Destiny is calling me

why you gotta be so darude, don't ya know i'm sandstorm too?

haha I get that alot.
nah i'm just a warrior cats trash blog :)

I think my dark circles have dark circles that have dark circles.