Being a professor is not easy 11 comments
runner · 9 years ago
... No
Being a professor is not easy 11 comments
runner · 9 years ago
I'm proud to say that this is me
And then I'm just like "Ew people" 5 comments
runner · 9 years ago
Ew sperm
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My kind of p*rn 16 comments
runner · 9 years ago
I can afford pasta, not that ramen shit
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When mom adds you on snapchat 6 comments
runner · 9 years ago
I think you are new here
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My kind of p*rn 16 comments
runner · 9 years ago
*runs from hedgehogs*
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My kind of p*rn 16 comments
runner · 9 years ago
*unzips pants*
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I live in such a classy town 7 comments
runner · 9 years ago
That must be a shitty town
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This is the oldest joke in the universe 8 comments
runner · 9 years ago
This photoshop job is rock solid
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Hannah Montana 13 comments
runner · 9 years ago
I don't see the problem
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Your pin is... 26 comments
runner · 9 years ago
Oh wow mines 8973
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When mom adds you on snapchat 6 comments
runner · 9 years ago
Block her
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These stairs have slots to make it easy for you to bring your bike up and down them 13 comments
runner · 9 years ago
*straps on helmet*
Let's do this shit
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How to avoid awkward conversations 3 comments
runner · 9 years ago
^^^
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My Girlfriend Treats Me Like a God 2 comments
runner · 9 years ago
And cries out your name during sex
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Is that Zayn from 1direction 7 comments
runner · 9 years ago
Yes
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Unknown caller 4 comments
runner · 9 years ago
Literally 2 minutes ago
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Unknown caller 4 comments
runner · 9 years ago
Ok this is really weird, I just got a call from out of state by a wrong number, and she kept saying that she was pregnant and I was the father. After a few minutes trying to explain that I wasn't the father and didn't know her I found out that we are the same age and she has the same name as my girlfriend
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Never skip foreplay. 24 comments
runner · 9 years ago
....
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Never skip foreplay. 24 comments
runner · 9 years ago
Fuck her ear
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I do not know what to do with this 24 comments
runner · 9 years ago
LoovEEE yoOUoUu
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I do not know what to do with this 24 comments
runner · 9 years ago
"I can show you the world"
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stay there, little dogie. 16 comments
runner · 9 years ago
"In tired of your shit"
-dog
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Eating the dry skin on your lips 28 comments
runner · 9 years ago
Ok how the fuck did I get 63 likes on this?
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