Because of the high level of doot

At least someone likes it

question, is your username a reference to something, or are you just implying that you're a dick?

Exactly

For a second I thought you meant the astronaut

buuuuuuuuut?

That's why this one time, I felt the need to apologize.

Come back, make more dirty jokes

And why do I want one so badly?

Excuse me, I was wrong, but look at this video and go to 0:17 and understand my confusion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtdukyCsqI4

Isn't that the same thing?

And then Satans said. ''Let's also put numbers in language, but sometimes spell them and sometimes write them as a number and use a bunch of bullshit rules to decide which you should use when.''

I'm still silently hoping he had to go to the bathroom

(I'm so sorry, I had to make the joke, PLEASE DONT TAKE OFFENSE)

They love you too, because raccoons love trash.