I don't like shopping in malls. Too many Tweens looking for action and strutting their stuff...it's nauseating.

I bet he pumped and dumped someone on the committee and she's the one preventing him from winning

I'm going to teach my kids this

That's a lot of money

Ron's pregnant

No, I'm actually shocked they sell Halls in vending machines

(it looks like he has no hand and her shoulder is his bandage for the people who can't see it)

I thought people were used to this by now? We've had more than enough sitcoms like this... According to Jim, king of queens, George Lopez, just to name a few

it looks like someone crossed a baby with a monkey in Photoshop

The ironic thing is everyone was a stranger to us at one point

On the one hand it is a good burn but on the other hand it's really douchey

Um, ew

This is me

The sound irritates me

"Stop exploiting my brows"

This reminds me of a trick....
Ask people to spell "shop"
Then ask them to spell what you do at a green light
Most people will spell "s-t-o-p"

Chili cheese fries especially

She's dressed like a witch

One of my favorite looks of hers