OMG STAHHHP WITH MILEY POSTS

but then to confuse things more...there's a duct tape brand called "duck tape"

Yep, just become a hideous blob and then you'll be happy

he should have held it in the center of his lap

So now we know Charles Dawrin was named after this monkey

Honestly, this just sounds like a bitter person with an inflated sense of superiority

I'm actually more repulsed at their cutesy crap

that's me when my parents lecture me lol

I predicted this and no one believed me

weenies have fluctuating speeds

why does the picture show pennies

aren't they flame resistant

I always thought Lily was the prettiest and I liked her relationship with that guy with the bad haircut. I predicted Miley would turn.

Guys are soooo whiny about being in the friendzone. Why don't you move on already? Oh no it's always "SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I WILL EVER LOVEEEEEEEE WAH WAH WAH"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I would ask a surgeon for a mouth transplant

this is awkwardly sexual

your gf isn't going to last very long
women always get the last word!!!!!!

he don't even care