cookie monster

rosegold


— cookie monster Report User
Well what else could they be for? 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I thought flavored condoms
Were condominiums with edible wallpaper (like in willy wonka)
Oh the ivory 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Aww :)
2
I know I'm guilty of this 9 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Ok don't get your panties in a bunch lol
*glup glup* 4 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Nooooo this is mean
2
The rarest egg 9 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Wow I actually thought they existed until I read your comment
6
It all makes sense! 4 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I like how Debbie responds like she thinks she's smarter than everyone and she thinks people actually believe it stands for "a time machine"
14
When someone I hate makes a joke 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Lol this girl scares me
8
I am left handed, what is this shit 20 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I never understood the big deal with spiral notebooks. When right-handed people turn the page over their arm rests on the spiral part too.
9
Do you see it? 26 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
NO
she's crying because she's too cute to be at a "People of Wal-Mart" club meeting
7
Just say it 16 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
if black people don't like it then why do they use it?
5
Aren't we all? 25 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
LOL I was in love with Edward Scissorhands when I was 13
8
Blood donor hero! 13 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
It doesn't work that way. Either your blood has the antigen in it or it doesn't.
2
18 years of friendship 15 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
probably so no one will try to park near it
1
What happened to Miley? 32 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Wear nude colored latex they said
You will look good they said
38
You should have 16 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
If used correctly, pulling out has a 96% effectiveness rate
However, when accounting for the idiots who mess up, its effectiveness rate drops to 73%
/Basic epidemiology
6
Where are they now? 4 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
They actually look more related now than they did in the movie
25
It's scientifically proven 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
lol so true....and with time to spare to light some candles!
Getting condoms 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
repost
· Edited 11 years ago
OH god why 7 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Hahaha he's awesome
4
I miss school and I miss out! LMAO 5 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I missed a food fight that ended with a teacher getting pied in the face
7
C'MON MAN TRY! 2 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
That's not even English. I decided.
9
HEY FATSO 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
If someone tried to uplift me with this I'd say stfu
Pizza nachos 8 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I gotta make these now
6
Coolest dad 9 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Once I ran into one of those stores and shouted "I hate fake tans!" and my friend responded "you just insulted everyone in there"
42
How else do you think Mother?!?!? 7 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I see the pregnancy hormones have kicked in
57