screw the pooch
pre-bride test drive
and my all time favorite the double-sidewalk gut crunch

You know I often think about how personalities can change at a moments time. Our likes and dislikes, who we talk to and become friends with. Life is funny when you break it down and analyze it for what it really is. I see it a lot in my relationship with my wife. The things we liked as kids we no longer care for. 10 years and we have had our ups and downs and our hobbies change often.

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They are a pretty docile rodent right?

Its really weird. I work for a bank, a huge bank at that. Wells Fargo. I can get in front of a room of 40 people and speak and not have any issues at all but there are sometimes I get to where I don't want to be seen or heard from for long periods of time. People are my passion. I enjoy making people laugh.

I agree. The crazy thing about it though is that turtles know ducks and small birds wont fight back. I have also seen a video of a hawk picking up a turtle to a high level of elevation and drop it on the ground so it can get some nice turtle soup...That's graphic. Nature is awesome and I love turtles but I made myself cry a little bit there.

but at the same time Im very insecure and softspoken.

I try to be. Im a social butterfly and I lead an up and coming guild on WoW so its not difficult for me to voice my opinion. Sometimes I feel like I would be a good motivational speaker. and @dr_richard you better not let this one get away!

Its okay you don't have to. I haven't posted much but I will more often you will learn my personality.

well its going to have to be a big cut out lol im 6'2! let me rephrase that not big tall cuz im not a fatty...well...I feel like one sometimes

Do not invite me to the wedding because I wont allow it. The kraken belongs to me!!!

@heyboo why is your vagina so rancid? Don't be hatin on milkshake

that would explain why he hasn't responded to his own post...

@ghengistron to each their own. I respect your opinion about public drinking as long as your not driving. I too drink in public and I pay taxes as well. Laws are laws for a reason although some are utterly garbage. I don't rape or murder because well its fucking horrendous to even think about doing something like that.

boku no piku

they have a beak...that can crack shells...human bones mean nothing. ask @releasethekraken im sure she can answer that for you but im sure she only attacks when provoked or she wants snuggles. so shes kinda like a cat. a cratken

quite a few here recently. its funny but has been a few times.

lol @milkshake, if you had to be a flavor I would think that you would be a chocolate shake because I think you have good taste!

@ghengistron I would blame whoever was at fault. Yes, I agree. When driving you are inches away from death at every point in time.