well shes kinda short too but are you equally pretty? :)

You've never had a pet human?

not everybody is that intelligent though. I have had many pets. Gerbils, wombats, guinea pigs, birds, and humans but mice are very loving. I want to get a pet crow and teach it to do tricks.

@rwby, do you know this certain guest or...is there something we need to talk about dear.

bro let me save you from this one!! lol I like that

they will just end up in someone elses house...put them out of their misery they hate their life.

I used to drive stoned all the time, my reaction time was slower but I vowed to never drive under the influence of anything.

That's what you think... there were times where I don't even know how I made it home. Don't take that chance on someone else's life...You wont let yourself live it down if you cause a family to lose their father or mother. I promise its not worth it.

@umar79 sigh don't be an ultrabuzzkill lol I guess if all else fails I still have betty and her 4 sisters

my wife is pregnant and I was under the impression that being pregnant would hike your sex drive after the second trimester boy was I wrong. I look forward to the next 20 weeks without sex.

@sm19 that is an understandable argument and I understand that because my wife is pregnant but a person cannot solely blame that problem on "having more fat than men." If you eat and don't workout or at least walk then you will gain weight.

they pull your leg hairs

when I was in the military they sold a version of shirt stays that would hook over your foot. They weren't as long as the ones that clip on your socks and if you wore them for long periods of times they would make your foot cramp up from the pressure.

Well its because the pretty ones don't wanna do the dirty jobs. Find you an ugly chick and shell do whatever you want her to. Lets see how many women get triggered by that.

im gonna have to check her out for reasons...

Even the master of lions is capable of getting destroyed by his beloved.

neither do we what? lol