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The Bikini Bottom Horror 29: Awakening a Kaiju 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
We gonna see anymore of these?
She Protecc 3 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Oh. The birds will sit on anything. I have a couple young chickens that were raised by ducks. The ducks were are broody and some chicken laid eggs in their nest, so in the dead of winter a couple ducks raised three chickens. The chicklings are so confused.
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Biomechanical tattoo 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
But which one is the tattoo?
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Listen here, libtard snowflake 10 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. Reacting to climate change doesn’t have to mean we destroy industry and economy. But it does mean we have to make changes, based on projections (which aren’t always perfect). You might have a different perspective if you lived in an area with many foundries that switched from coke fired cupolas to electromagnetic induction furnaces. You might see/feel/smell the impact on air quality and wild life. Oh yeah, and from a profit and resource model, the induction furnaces get hotter, maintain a more stable temperature and once the cost of switching is amortized, cost less to operate while consuming less resource—oh yeah and is better for the environment, especially when the electricity used to power it comes from renewable resources (like hydroelectric power).
There’s a balance; it’s not all taxing cow farts and crippling industry.
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Listen here, libtard snowflake 10 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Ever notice how sometimes the weather man is wrong? Oh wow, he’s very often right or at least close, but sometimes wrong. The data and predictive models used to create the projections are pretty good. They save lives by forecasting storm conditions and temperatures. But sometimes they are wrong. Because you can’t actually predict exactly what is going to happen or when. And that’s a big part of the problem. Maybe the polar bears could die out as soon as 2015 (I don’t actually know what you’re talking about here but I know it’s one of your favorites), maybe they will last longer. We still trust the weather man, even though he’s wrong sometimes, but it benefits our day to day to know if it will rain or what the high/low is.
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Need your taughts 17 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
As a parent, it’s important for schools to teach these things. Yes, parents are responsible for teaching their kids, but at a certain point kids become resistant to the things their parents say simply because their parents said it.
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Because that's what heroes do 9 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
That man doesn’t have boxers nor jeans.../
Basket case 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
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Thank you, Lorde of Land 4 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yeah, but he has the leverage to do it. His tenants don’t.
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I think I found the perfect sleeping position for couples 14 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yeah, I find this sleeping position perfect regardless of which person is on which side.
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Fifth meme 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Well said.
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Who cares?!?! 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Amen.
Wine chart 13 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
It’s like when you eat something and you think it tastes like [chicken]. The wines don’t actually have chocolate or citrus or cherry in them, but they have flavors/scents that are similar.
Personally, I’m a fan of the heavy tannic wines. I like the deep dark bold flavors. Though I can’t abide a Syrah/Shiraz.
Straight to ambiguity. 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I don’t know. That was a pretty hilarious post. That rectangle!!
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Some people ask a lot of those around them 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yeah. Also, you have to feed chicks for months until they get to a point in which they can produce. There’s a lot of work that goes into an egg laying chicken. And it’s super crappy to get upset that someone didn’t want to just give you a third of their flock.
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Meta 4 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
*Italy
Quarantine is actually an Italian word, from quarantina, meaning forty days. The practice started during the Black Plague, when ships would dock, they had to wait 40 days before they were allowed to leave the shipyard and enter the city. The word was used much later in the 17th century.
Could you imagine being stuck on a 17th century boat for an additional 40 days?
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Bullets are the only side effect you will experience 3 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
The author of that book, “what if” has an online strip, XKCD [dot] com. It’s really great. Highly recommend.
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True 4 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yeah. I’m not having a hard time with the quarantine. ...
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Best neighbor ever!!!! 2 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Yeah. We did this too. Except it was actually low on battery. And it beeped so long that we stopped hearing it. But then occasionally someone new would turn up and be like, omg how can you stand it?!? We eventually changed it, so we didn’t die in a fire. But yeah. You can get used to most anything.
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Woke up to find a stray chicken nesting on our grill this morning 6 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Chickens are fun like that. They wander all around. And they will just decide to live some place different. Or lay eggs some place crazy or random.
Pulling s sneaky 4 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
“Dracula scholars”
Rolls since quarantine 5 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
Dear God, they wasted the precious paper writing on it!!?
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Aw yeh 15 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I’m with you, in that I largely disagree with the way our taxes are spent (but I doubt we disagree on the same points). And while income taxes don’t support those things entirely, they are a part of it.
And don’t get me wrong, I’m not in love with the taxes, especially not the way they are used. But I do believe that taxes are necessary.
Aw yeh 15 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
I’m not sure I can call it rent, but taxes are essential and they pay for things we all use.
I suspect you drive on the roads. And benefit from being in a society with people who are at least minimally educated. Our taxes pay for CDC, a crucial organization in this pandemic. And supporting infrastructure in other countries is actually beneficial to us.
You like to call people to the mat and insult them for regurgitating this or that, but you do the same. You talk about how everything you disagree with is dumb and then when someone calls you out, you throw in some misdirection, more insults or just plain ignore it.
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Barnum's Animal Crackers are no longer in a cage, apparently 7 comments
roanoke · 4 years ago
They changed it a couple years ago. It was a big thing.
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