That’s how you dress when you walk your angry cat.

Yeah. It’s kinda hard to blame it for biting her. I’d try to bite something that was trying to eat me too.

That’s a really important point (about what your partner values). It took me entirely too long to realize that my partner values handmade gifts. I’m a practical gift sort of person, so I like things that need or serve a function in my life. And I certainly blessed my partner with way too many practical gifts before realizing that partner values hand made.

It’s also important to discuss that a woman may not want to have a child and give the child away. I know abortion seems like a terrible alternative but carrying a child that will be given away is horrible in its own way.
They beat way to reduce abortion is to provide family wellness and support.

Wow. That was next level.

I think it traumatized that kid too.

Update: just showed my spouse, who read the lyrics and said, “I don’t get it, it’s a pigeon on a chair.” I asked, “do you recognize the lyrics?” “Yeah, living on a prayer”. [wrinkles eyebrows in irritated resignation] “alright.”

You can get a temp design at tattly [dot] com. Or have a henna tattoo done. I’ve hear good things about tattly but haven’t tried it yet. Henna will last 1-3 weeks (depending on your skin and where you put it).

No osteoporosis is brittle bones.
You’re thinking of ornithology.

Lol. I wish. But demons have rules too.

No. They can’t get you if it’s only a foot.

Oops. It was still the middle of the night in my time zone so I wasn’t in all my faculties. :/

During a demo of his new truck, he threw something at the “shatter proof”window and it broke.

Also, sometimes they don’t want kids, but you accidentally have have. My spouse and I didn’t want kids, but even being careful, no method is perfect and we have a kid. We wouldn’t it change it for the world. We have a great kid. But you don’t always start out wanting one.

I didn’t get it, but I started singing it as soon as I started looking at it and as it became time for the last line I totally got it.