I’ll take any at this point. Like I’m glad some of y’all have enough o last the rest of the year, but I’d like to make it through the month.

It’s getting serious. I actually n Ed to purchase toilet paper now. Not, like a bunch extra, but like a regular package. Just so we have some.

When I’m sick, my favorite food is ramen—with sliced carrot, onion, celery and garlic.

Either answer is acceptable.

People are now depending on me to deliver this to them.

I thought I had a particular type, but my spouse (who I fell madly in love with) was not that type.
Fast forward 20 years, “type” long forgotten, and I find myself looking at this very striking model. And I can’t figure out why I find this model so attractive (because, not my “type”), when I realize the model looks a lot like my spouse... so maybe I do have a type <3

Its a wig?

I think what the fellow on the left meant to say was, “prejudice based on your skin color *probably* has not had the same kind of impact on your life and relationships as it has had on mine.”
The comic is accurate, and regardless of skin color/sex/religion/etc you will face prejudice at some point. But it’s important to acknowledge that some groups of people are profoundly more hindered/affected by it.

My life rn. Can’t wait until they pull real internet into the area.

Also, this seems like more of that ‘she should cover herself from my male urges’ shit. Manage your thinking dude. It’s not someone else’s responsibility to to remind you that other people’s bodies are not your right.

Good design accounts for user experience.

I’ve seen another of these. It’s a really cool idea. It makes me want to make one too.

It’s a good thing the cats don’t know this.

It’s terrifying.

They did it to themselves.