This show was the best!

Always!

So true it hurts.

I'm 27 and that's how I feel the day after!

"What?"

Just like my dog. She goes straight from the pool to my bed. Nothing like wet dog smell on your sheets.

I work at a school so I'm kinda looking forward to working my regular hours. I'm going to miss sleeping in and working short summer hours.

I need to print this out and put it up at work.

I want that pine cone one! Where can you buy these?

Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't!

What does Tab soda taste like?

Excellent name!

I'm ugly crying, with snot and everything! Gets me everytime.

"My time to shine!"

Those ears are out of control!

There's a house in my city that has a giant triceratops statue in the front lawn, it's pretty cool!

http://www.hottopic.com/product/bobs-burgers-accordion-sunshade/10596394.html it's on sale for $13.52 online.

My mom's car is not as bad as this but it might as well be. I don't know how she can have so much crap in there. At least it's not trash and wrappers. I make everyone take their trash when they leave my car.

I went to a brewery with a few of my cousins and tried a coffee beer... We were stuck on the Fwy on the way back home I thought I was gonna crap my pants. I'm not sure if it was the beer or the restaurant we went to but It was not fun.

My brothers would just flip it over and cut it open. I would need a bear box to keep snacks from them.