It got better

I'm gonna keep healing myself but it looks like we won, memesgobrrr!

Except we didn't stop. We thought for 3 secs before bulkbuying toilet paper and went "welp let's just keep doing the exact same thing :)"
Ok, I'm being a bit of an ass. There are some good people here. Some make meals for people who work in hospital. Yesterday a woman spontaneously offered me a bandaid bc my foot was bleeding. And then, as a species we make some beautiful things; for instance for the last 25 years cancers are getting healed better and better in France, polio has been eradicated in Cameroon last year... I'm not saying it makes up for all of it, but all isn't that awful.

Oh where did they get that picture of me!!

Being honeys and all, I'm half surprised you're not offering to suspend it for a few months x)

Before you spend money, maybe you can make do with something else. Do you happen to have a flute, or a guitar?
But anyways, I'll be interesting in the results!

Same! I've been in Europe and Africa but that's all, I should go out more often.

You're welcome sweetheart :)

It's as much as a label than "straight woman", except that one suits you better and you use it to describe yourself, despite both terms existing and being synonyms. And obviously I'm not one to tell people to conform to labels given by others, it's just that here they factually mean the same. Still no one's telling you to use the word. Whether you're straight or heterosexual isn't much of a concern. (I'm not intentionnally repeating lydia, I just typed slowly)
Anyways, language has always evolved with society, new words appear because they fit a need at a given point in time (about 20 years ago apparently), I didn't personnally need it, clearly you didn't either, but also clearly enough people did for it to emerge, and more time will say if it will stick or not. You can reject the word, but that won't make it disappear. It will disappear in due time, maybe in two years, maybe in two centuries, maybe later, like all words. That's just quite interesting to see their birth and evolution.

They already sell a dildo that can connect to a playlist for this exact purpose, so are you speaking from experience or simply willing to try?

*nerd mode on* I read recently that quite a lot of animal species do have a rebellious teenage phase, so you're probably right indeed! *nerd mode off*
Bless your happy little family.

That is so great and wholesome, I wish I could upvote it more than once!!
(did they by any chance name their children after you and your brothers?)

*watches out suspiciously for any sign that he's actually using a ruse*
Also *attends to my wounded knee and shoulder*
(And thx for understanding my previous comment despite autocorrect)

*stabs through multiple hands at a time, hoping any arm regrowing from this would effectively immobilise the others*

"hands up in the air!" I say, hoping Dr's reflexes will kick and he'll crumble into a disorganized pile of arms.

Are you validating this or requesting for hot leaf water?

*sacrifices an arm to change the blade trajectory and save my head*
Not finished yet!
*hits the sword that's still inside you with my knee to cut some internal organs, hoping they'd grow arms inside*
*hits your head with the brands again at the same time*