Except bottle stores are closed here

This is amazing

Nope, you dead

Did the same thing with the rubber part of school chairs that stop it from squeaking. I ran around shouting “I’m a unicorn” I was a dumb teenage and it left a massive bruise

Too close to home, way too close too home. Ouch

You need wine to help you mark. I need to try cover up the paw prints and the wine marks

Question on my exam paper
Write a sentence with the adverb 'eagerly'.
An eagerly flew over the roof.
That was by far the most WTF moment I had that day

my gran had a couple drinks one night. I walked her out to get driven home and I said "this is such a beautiful night". She replied "yes it is, look at that amazing moon". I had to point out that it was not a moon, but rather a street light.

This is every single teacher I know

Okay so I'm tired and I read that as a fire not a fight. Both made for an interesting read

And then you add humidity and the heat becomes so much worse

And then throw in the South African 11 official languages. I'm fluent in English but then have been taught isiZulu and Afrikaans. Some of my kids at school can speak four languages fluently

Protecting his head

Wait until people realize that when you start a week on a Sunday, there is always going to be a Friday the thirteenth. Everyone would lose their shit

It's a jack

We have an unspoken way we do things at our school. Never punish the next teacher by sending them a sibling. Once is enough.

And then there's the South African government whose giving away free flavored condoms ... because why not????

Two more days until holidays. One month of bliss without children, can't wait

And here I am sweating my ass off

damn right

Made my morning. Superb

That's a fucking roti that's been wasted.

My bad

I did this with my ducks, then realized how much the poo. Trust me the water isn't that clean after 2min