This is very wholesome

Write down god, just to see what happens

Dogs - try to get pet more yet only end up losing the pet

Cannabilism won’t help with overpopulation

Damn double standards

More of a slingshot then a bow

he says he’s undamned, but he is most definitely damned

Seems legit

When you get a crit on your dex save

Wow the new fast and furious looks amazing

nO

Like if you cried

Once I stole a pistachio

His gay level must be off the charts!

Fun fact! Walkie-talkies are short for walking and talking

Ima eat that child’s head

Damn, they cut off the last part where the dog that saved the other dog goes 'long live the king on the other dog and pushes him off while taking the stick

He was idiot, but he still stuck to his goals born from foolishness, and let nothing stand in the way of his victory, for that he is the hero we should all look up to

10/10, happiest plot twist ever

Lawful evil