My pe teacher once made us run laps aroumd the feild while she stood there eating a massive fairy cake with cream and sprinkles!!!!!!!!!!

Weird people at sainsburys...

I would love a wedding like that!

best definition of life.

I live in england but I have never been to london!

I love that where I live (wales) its all dark.

I loved this episode!

A new study shows that the world is run by aliens.

This describes me completely!

A lot of people belong in that box.

Also fuck everything.

My friend is 13 and has had14 boyfriends already (she's a slag). Im 14 and never had one.

Skipper!!

This would happen to me if I had that case.

I think you should cry.

I would would love to watch that!

The hunger games one made me laugh!

I wish a teacher told this to me :(

This is kinda mean.

There's a bit of sheep in all of us...

Im reading his second book now!