Maybe there's something more expensive: A female with a free weekend and a party in Saturday night.

Is there a captain here could explain to me what those white girls are trying to say when they use even? Thanks.

Ain't no meme gotta be outdated, specially Rick

I hate when people try to make you do something when you don't want to, it's annoying.

Man, I feel compelled to say C.

Such accurate.

I LOLed so much at this.

Rather pick ravenclaw

And then a wild illegal chop down appears.

Grabs popcorn...

nigga ma eyes fukt up

Dafuq? O.o

Can someone translate it into something I can understand like bananas or Lordes?

Brilliant

V-art-dalism?

Best dream ever...

What is that adult thing? some sort of decease?

That Yao Ming's face

I knew it!