Dat ass

Here casual, running underwater.

Pedobear disapprove this.
http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/pedobear-disapproval.jpg

Yeah...vacuum

That's an Aztec calendar you idiot. You are talking about the Mayans.

You dense madafaka
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/005/3mLydMU.png

how many bananas is dis?

"se quedó dormida a medio palo" is a mexican expression reffering the fact she fell asleep while having sex.
Palo = stick, and also means dick.

http://explosm.net/comics/3786/

*Fleshlight

I think those shitty customers should be treated the same way the treat others specially customer service. I don't get it why you should be polite to that kind of scum out there.

There, there just a little bit more and you will be sleeping for a long time.

Your mom

Friend Zone.

Pedobear approves.

BEST TROLLING EVER!

Actually it's a clever name.

who cares? It's sexy time.

Man's thoughts: "Please somebady, whoever, kill this bitch..."

Those look like giant blue steaks

Those rapists

HAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA"$#%"&%$#"%&!

Yes is fat... my dick... when I see her.