Please don't believe this. Just looked up a picture of the coastal taipan one of the deadliest snakes in the world and it has round pupils etc.

How about bionic pants to help paralyzed people walk instead of lazy people sit.

Or driving without power steering!

That looks ridiculously cozy

Where's minus?

He has a point though...if it was a "right" we wouldn't be charged a water bill each month.

Minions.

Wow...just wow.

Why do people always forget the he tried to get on in the movies but it started to flip.

In my head he sounds british. "Hello, just popped in for some tea"

How does it work? Are you supposed to imagine the music or does it literally play music?

If i was dad I'd troll him and say "oh karaoke, I'll come watch you sing together. Sara says you have a good voice" and watch him panic!

I have to say I'm finding it hard going passed the watch. I can see myself beating the crap out of stupid people and then rewinding time so i don't get in trouble.

So...why didn't Genghis Khan and the Mongolians just wait till the tide went out and sneak round the end?

Sometimes when climbing they grab their own limbs thinking they are branches and fall to their deaths....if humans didn't have so many safety instructions I can see how wecould be like sloths

If we can't hear it what's the point?

Well out come the tissues and lube

Undercover - have you met her personally or are you judging based on the media? Ever think it could have been a joke?

The pokemon one concerns me...are they talking about STIs? Gotta love VD

The rings she's wearing are in the wrong spot. Silly women.

That's probably because the horse was smarter than all your current presidential candidates combined.

She has munchkin face!