Tomás Guerrero

pirotom


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crossover 3 comments
pirotom · 5 years ago
Batman would surelly press a button on a device, and hack both Ironman's suit, making it all fall appart to the ground, restrain spiderman's movements by also hacking his suit, and take off saying, "You are probably right, Stark. By the way, Wade, don't abuse Parker after I leave, or I'll come back for you. And stop saying "fuck" in a comic book. Kids might be reading.
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What r they going to do, just glue it back on 4 comments
pirotom · 5 years ago
I would make a public announcement where I would offer to return the inch only if England returned Gibraltar, the Malvinas Islands, Tutankammon's mask, the Rosetta stone, the greek statues and columns, and every piece of archeological treasures that they stole from Egypt. FUCKING THIEVING PIRATES!
Lololol 2 comments
pirotom · 5 years ago
You used the wrong formula and, somehow, arrived to the right answer
Batman facts 6 comments
pirotom · 5 years ago
But the joker calls him "bats" or "batsy". He only calls him "Batman" when he's angry at him. OMG, the Joker is Batman's mom!!!!
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Words 4 comments
pirotom · 5 years ago
you beat me to it. Up you go
Oh. I'm scared! 3 comments
pirotom · 5 years ago
...don't accidentally step on it.
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Hashtag roasted 8 comments
pirotom · 5 years ago
That's because no parenting book ever said "bitchslap the smartass out of the little spolied brat"
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Something that needed to be said! 10 comments
pirotom · 5 years ago
Ok, and how about raping a married girl?
Blew out my O Ring trying to master this 10 comments
pirotom · 5 years ago
Maybe they were crappy memories
Too cute 3 comments
pirotom · 5 years ago
Are those chocolate chips on top? Cause that might be a short adoption time if it is.