Uptown bird

I heard about this playlist from another meme and played it last time I was drinking with my friends. These songs sure did excite us!

Mitochondria

Make it Corona 2020

Ok but Calvin Klein socks don’t cost 110$ by far

Honestly I’d rather have you leave a pile of poop the rods in two weeks than put it in a plastic bag that rots in 200 years

The trick is to say ‘no homo’ after

My next time in Heidelberg I gotta check this out :D

How does she wanna know if and how much they donated. They’re at least raising more awareness than her

I’ve been there for a hungover breakfast once, didn’t get charged for that luckily

Wait, why would you be proud of the Bible? It’s not like you did anything to contribute to it

Are used to live near the Cheyenne Mountain for a while but no one ever really explained this to me

Didn’t Kim Kardashian partner up with them to do that?

Kanye is my cat when I pretend to die in front of it

Age of consent doesn’t mean f*cking your cousin

You know, this is pretty much how airplanes work.

A barber so dedicated he even cut his ears off

One time I went to Toulouse and tried to order a baguette with cheese and ham. The guy there did not know what I wanted until I pointed it out.