As a person who lived in SoCal for 2 months: the water was okay and they have the right to brag

For a second I thought the das pulled that bow and arrow and was very impressed by his flexibility

Obviously not true because Bielefeld isn't a real place

For those who don't know, she's a German YouTuber and just released a horrible song. That's the support she got for it

I'm going whale watching tomorrow, I better see this

I don't think that's really 1 in 5

How i became gay

I'm away from home for 3 months and after like 3 weeks I skyped my family, mostly wanted to see my dog though. Poor little thing didn't quite get what's going on and kept searching the house for me because she heard my voice but couldn't figure out where I am :'(

Omg i had a huge playbox of that to build an underwater world

As an European living in America for only a month: yes, you should. I have no idea how long a fucking mile is and I always get lost

Yeah I mean she gave her those genes

everything is awesome!

Oh god I felt so sorry for him. That was really uncool of Maddie.

And the Emo Nemo just watches

Am I the only one who thinks writing 'still a better love story than twilight' on everything is getting a bit old?

Well I'm more a basketball girl size but I still was a cheerleader

Oh it's also some of the favorite AuPair sayings, I can confirm