Kill it with fire!

And then it snaps when you try to fix your hair that has been up all day :(

Things like this make me sad. I did everything "right" the first time. We waited until we were married to live together and have a child, dated for 6 years (I was 24 when we wed), and tried to be forgivi ng of his faults. Unfortunately, when you do it this way, you don't truly know the person you are getting married to, because until you live together there are always things that are hidden. There are some things that can't be forgiven, and people shouldn't be made to feel like a failure when they end a marriage because the other person is not who they fell in love with. My ex hit me so often that I couldn't leave the house for fear of the stares and questions I'd get. It took giving birth to a little girl to realize that I didn't want her to think that this type of relationship was okay, and left so she would always know that it is okay to end things with someone who is unkind to you. Now that I'm in a good relationship, I still can't bring myself to get married again.

I actually laughed so hard at the casserole one that I had to leave a room so people would stop telling me to shhhhh

I used to be a banker and frankly, I just didn't want to touch your hands. I don't know where they've been, and that's saying something because money is filthy.

Yes. This. Totally creeps me out and my s.o. does this with his kids from his first marriage. He's been banned from doing it with our one year old!