That’s not his blood

So you’re telling me, if I have Allen wrench big enough, I can unscrew the top and see what’s inside?

420-69-8008

It looks cool as hell, but all the weight on top is practically only held by one leg. I wonder if it will starts to bend after a while

Titty handles, LoL

I feel sad we have to censored the bird’s name, because some people would get offended.

Caaaaarl, dinosaurs kills people

That’s it, you just lost your BMW privilege

The frog could just leapt away leaving the fire skeleton in the dust, but nooo, we need to make a tastefully dramatic scene.

I had a similar experience.. my dad’s office had a fishing trip, the whole office employee brought their families to this fishing pond out of the city.. I thought everyone there were my dad’s coworker, and i just running around making friends with other kids and stuff.. at the and of the day, my dad gave me a task to collect all the fishing rods before we get back, i ask some other kids to go with me collecting all the fishing rods. We literally grabbing all fishing rods that were laid out next to the fishing pond with us, and brought it to my dad. A minute later, bunch of angry people came to us saying we are stealing their fishing rods, which we did, because we thought all of those fishing rods belong to my dad’s company... i still thinking about it from time to time, on how we almost stole bunch of people’s fishing rods. LoL

All my friends are eating steak and stew

How do Dick become a derogatory slang for penis?

How big is the interest? Or, are you owing more money because you are trying to pay for living?

Use soapy water.. spray soapy water to wet the surface, place the sticker, align it, use credit card to push away excess water, let it dry.

Honestly, it's the supervisor's fault for not properly introducing themselves in the first text. I would do the same too.

Try to smile more

She looks like young Amy Poehler on the first day of shooting Park and Rec as Leslie..

Time is not circular, time is linear

First they will aim to be #69, and then they will go for #420, and for sure they will try to go #666, and then here comes #69,420.. and so on..
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Behold Shooter #69,666,420!!!
There is no winning here.

Rape culture is strong with this one

To cover her 6 nipples

Disco Inferno is my new motto now

Plot twist, it's Zimbabwean dollars..

No, they never experience walk in a smooth asphalt without potholes