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Being self aware is half the battle 4 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
Does the VW logo look weird to anyone else? Like it was photoshopped?
No but really, moisturize me pls 13 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
Why is he getting downvoted? "The bitchy trampoline" was a nickname from this episode.
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U.K signing petition to ban Donald from our beautiful lands 19 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
He looks like he's giving a motivational speech. "All you have to do is get off your ass, and you CAN ban those immigrants!"
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Robert graves: The legend continues 9 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
I kinda liked Lightning Thief, it just pissed me off that it was nothing like the book.
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Typical 5 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
I will pay if someone finds a flame war in the comment section of a porn site.
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Desperate times call for desperate measures 20 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
I might as well.
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Murica 14 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
The proper pronunciation is "The best country in the whole goddamn world."
the best bromance. 8 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
Every time I see one of these I think of Dave and Dirk.
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That feeling 7 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
Kung fury, right?
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Deep Quotes 14 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
...and this is why Reddit uses /s to indicate sarcasm.
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*fakes a punch* Yeah, see what happens 1 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
"U lil bitch ass nigga"
Yes please 12 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
I like how we still say "Don't let the moreos guy see this" and yet he hasn't be on here for two years.
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It's An Everyday Thing 1 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
Except winter.
Countryball comincs xD 5 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
I really hate to be that guy, but in polandball comics, strong is usually spelled stronk, and USA should have sunglasses.
Deep Quotes 14 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
Why the fuck would you leave a corpse unburied for 50 years?
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It's happening 23 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
She became a meme in a matter of days. This has to be a new record.
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Pussies 31 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
I don't shave my chest hair. Of course, I don't have any to shave in the first place.
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Teaching started before year 1096 2 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
Didn't it only come into existence about 200 years before the Spanish discovered it?
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I'm gonna have to remember this 8 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
Unless they're paying for the data plan themselves, I wouldn't change the wifi password.
:E 24 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
I read that first line wrong. "Submit to us or else we will bring world peace!"
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Seriously people 15 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
I can't believe some places still sell hydrophobic shirts. Come on, people.
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Putin is so badass 17 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
I'm Russian to think of a pun.
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Even p*rnHub is losing to Fallout 4 10 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
FO 4 IS porn anyway.
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Steaming cup of f*ck you 13 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
Campbell's has no chill. And neither does the steaming hot chicken noodle soup!
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You ASIOF fans can complain all you want, just wait until you see Homestuck. 37 comments
partyphoenix · 9 years ago
A song of ice and fire (game of thrones)
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