What's the difference between England and a tea bag? A tea bag stays in the cup longer

I'm really hungry after reading these

The struggle is real

Yeah this is all cool until you try and eat it bc when you're eating a piece that's 70% crust while youre friend is eating 100% cheese covered deliciousness you won't be feeling so metal

But if girls take charge at work they're bossy but if men do it they're good leaders? And if men fuck loads of women he's a lad but if a woman does she's a slut? Guys can walk around shirtless but women cant even though breasts aren't sexual organs, they're made for breast feeding, which, talking of, I'm not allowed to do in public in case people get the wrong idea of what's breasts are for?

*beyonce voice* butt board butt board

Olé? Olé

"Come at me bro"

Oh c'mon pikachu would totally win

I've seen hell

Science bitch!

For if u want only one cookie?!?!?! R u crazy?!?!? When would I ever want only one cookie

Watcha gonna do with that light up butt....

Contempt has cold balls?

I wouldn't mind being the people sat behind her

Oh boy its just what I've always wanted

I watched this today and cried my eyes out

Damn right the baby is handsome, have u SEEN the parents