But Trump won and will be president

Furher

I have a great dane, they are unbelievabley great dogs

Kit-Kat saw this and filled the dude's car with kit-kats

Tf am I supposed to read it

I saw this on twitter, apparently they also printed a version for if Trump wins

"Egg on my face" is an expression, the picture was probably trying to illustrate it.

Looks like Jack Frost

Life imitates art

This made me laugh. No matter how much responsibility you put on them they're still just boys and they're gonna fuck around

Psychedelic, man

Not to mention the shits

YGS

I don't even get a text anymore, he just walks into my house.

I always carry a pocket knife, easy enough to fix.

Obama's not even holding the umbrella for his wife, he's having someone else do it.

My mom always did this so one sibling didn't get too many. The older the sibling the better their color egg was hidden.

Reminds me of the domino scene in The Road to El Dorado

I'd prefer a metal baseball bat instead of a cricket bat

Baby joeys are the size of jelly beans, so farmer has some real problems

Are they herding them? My dog does this

That would literally work on me

Just depends on how I'm feeling, but it's definitely not weird to see someone doing it.

Death needs to matter in the MCU because they pull that so many times I no longer feel any emotion when a character dies, because I know they're coming right back. Even if they do mean to kill someone, everyone can complain on the internet until they get their own TV show.