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Totally. 33 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
I wouldn't even care about my dick. I wanna know how a prostate orgasm feels like.
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When I was kid I thought I was different. Now I know it was the same way as everyone else 8 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
If you have to say you are different for someone to see that you are different, you're not different.
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Leave it to me to stir the pot 56 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
You can't teach a fish to climb a tree.
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Its a f*cking dead gorilla 33 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Guest, Americans chose Hillary Clinton. Our government chose Trump. Learn before you speak.
If you can think of anymore put em in the comments :D 3 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Fuck You, Dips! I'm leaving this continent! - Charles Lindbergh, 1919
I'd still try it though 23 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Grease was the pinnacle of American high school life
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I'd still try it though 23 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
High School Musical
America waiting for the results right now 17 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
OH GOD NO HES AHEAD
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it's sO CUTE 4 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
BEST JOB EVER
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Tomorrow's the season finale 16 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Correction: 1783-2016
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Women who deserve more appreciation 58 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
How did she set a whole city afire with birds?
Don't know what you don't know 5 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
this was me just last period. Someone kill me. It'll end the embarrassment.
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LEMME TELL YALL RIGHT NOW!!! 18 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
YOU CANT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ALL YALL
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That teddy bear can last a lifetime 7 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
He's so big
And she's so small awwwww
Ludicrous speed go!!!! 14 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Time to switch into MaXIMUm OVerDRiVE
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He's definitely dead 6 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
As an Asian, I got the bamboo broom
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The great leap 10 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Why is the fluffy potato moving?
Irony of life 8 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
And freedom isn't free
Small Noodle, Warm Noodle 4 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
In order to urge people to attend more rehearsals for choir, we have now assigned good noodle stars. It's been effective.
Fun fact: blue whales ejaculate 30-40 pints of cum every time they f*ck 19 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Info that I will forever remember but never will use
Get you a girl who can do both 9 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Isn't she the one who did the Jack Sparrow costume too?
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Can't really help it 189 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
what a troll.
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So who here is willing to sacrifice a bit of bone marrow?? 8 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
+1 for Mads Mikkelson
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Can't really help it 189 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
Your use of profanity eliminates the elementary subjects in which you attempted to express. Please. Advance yourself before natural selection offs you.
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Can't really help it 189 comments
otamega · 8 years ago
I'm not. I love defending gay rights. Keeping on kissing, you homosexuals.
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