That awkward moment when the user is using a name that is exactly like my channel 30 weather lady

You know you've been watching too much porn when you thought this was an unusual looking vibrator

But why anthropology?

So he's kinda like Wiccan?

Superman can't really teach a human anything because he's not even human

This reminds me of Blood-C

My kind of inspirational quote

Same. It's just I live in the country so walking anywhere is pretty much trespassing anyone which warrants me getting shot.

Looks like David Bowie to me

"In case they thought we were sorry"
Damn

I swear you never realize how attractive someone is until they're on the movie screen

I ship them so hard it hurts

It went from peaceful Disneyland critter to Hannibal the Cannibal real quick.