It's about him using too much toilet roll? e.e

Can people from other countries confirm the accuracy of these lunches?

Wank into our socks? Da fuck.
What kind of porn has that guy been watching.

that's how you throw shade, people, that's how you throw shade

If you think he's funny just by reading the subs, he's twice as funny when you hear him talk.

Fluent in Hmong and English :D

I don't blush it's more like my soul cringes and my body stiffens because idk what to do

Does anyone find it scary how many things you do that other people do too?

Lamp

Bitch pls I do my whole European Tour in the shower

I showed this to my friend and being the Tumblr bigot she was born, now she wants to fucking go to one. FML

Uuuuummm
I think the statistics are wrong

And I will repay you with a long, agonizing death.

Don't forget their child, Pretentious Carpetjacket.

I wanna learn how to do that :D

That's a damn train wreck I'd pay to watch

I always wonder how the person in the same vicinity sounds like when they moan during sex.

I don't have a group of friends, I have individuals as friends.