Perfect setting for a zombie movie

I'm a terrible human being but I once laughed during a silence dedicated to 9/11 at school once.

WHERES THE SHOP BUTTON????

That title killed me

If they haven't point blank told you that you're an annoying little ugly shit, then you're still friends and if they do, it better be your best friend telling you that (as quoted from my very eloquent cousin)

Hello. Parkour.

I'm so evil for laughing at beheaded Barbie.

I admire how this person was able to write something so horrible and funny.

I love Eggsy so much

A+ for discipline

The true reason for Civil War

The girl on left's face says it all

Ahahaha I thought a hole of hell ripped into my room

What if you fart while they're eating you out? Like so many things could go wrong.

But why would you be there when they slash the fourth tire and then take a pic? I think the po po would catch on.

THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF

There was actually a movie called Verona where these two guys (the "Romeo" and "Juliet") are in opposing fraternities and they end up liking each other.

Lol you mean without you in it