Gawd if anyone felt that way about me in the second option, I'd want them to tell me so bad

I hate how this exactly describes my situation right now.

Why I have trust issues

Mind you, with wifi and an extremely trustworthy elevator.

I M FUCKIFN SCREAMING CAUSE I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

most characters i like are quiet and aloof but good at heart. Yay me!

You wanna see mE JUMP LIKE A PANCAKE DOING A HIGHJUMP?

+1 for grammar

Someone's a little tight around the butthole today

Oh man she was absolutely incredible in her new movie, Camp X-Ray. It's about her being deployed to Guantanimo Bay and then she meets a terrorist who, despite committing atrocities, is actually a pretty swell guy. The whole movie just makes you really rethink what is actually "good" or "bad", and just how America's war with terrorism is a lot deeper than just America vs. terrorists.

Star Spangled Banner. I'm pretty American.

Ayyyyy brass

I see a slight resemblance to Emma Watson

Read it. It was a nice time.

It's the furries of MLP fandom you have to watch out for

This is why we need genetically engineered humans. So we could make beautiful, beautiful people.

Literally me every time I have to kill bugs

Jared Leto is bae in a man bun so

I'd prefer drowning in "I See the Light" than "Let It Go".

I don't know what part of America that person has been on but most people don't speak like that. Unless you go towards the lower ends of cities.

Tbh he's been making pretty good songs currently