Is ramen really that cheap? 14 comments
otakuperfection
· 8 years ago
I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then i got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now thats a real education fuck books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen
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At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then i got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now thats a real education fuck books
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen
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almost accurate... 10 comments
otakuperfection
· 8 years ago
Good morning, today we will make ramen. Very exciting! Let's start, shall we?
I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape
When I'm slurpin' at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up out my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money, then I got a cheap method
Crack it open, throw it in a pan, and let it cook, bitch
Now, that's a real education, fuck books
If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge all the flavors that be droppin' mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me, will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed, then this shit'll get you higher (Hah!)
35 cents a pack 3 for a dollar, unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' about ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feelin' like an African
I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape
When I'm slurpin' at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up out my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money, then I got a cheap method
Crack it open, throw it in a pan, and let it cook, bitch
Now, that's a real education, fuck books
If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge all the flavors that be droppin' mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me, will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed, then this shit'll get you higher (Hah!)
35 cents a pack 3 for a dollar, unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' about ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feelin' like an African
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otakuperfection
· 8 years ago
Still gonna pretend like I understand...
One is true while the other isn't?
One is true while the other isn't?
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otakuperfection
· 9 years ago
"In the beginning you throw up, but now BAM I just glow up. I just glow up."
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otakuperfection
· 9 years ago
"Peanut butter on my balls let the dog lick it. Peanut butter on my balls let the dog lick it. Peanut butter on my balls let the dog lick it..."
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otakuperfection
· 9 years ago
Even though you fucking hate your school xD
This also happens with school buses...
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This also happens with school buses...
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Idk, I remember something like that in 6th grade...