Yeah, sushi is from sumeshi, 酢 su (sour/vinegar) + 飯 meshi (food/rice)

Both swear allegiance to Super Earth, so they both good guys.
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Not where I expected.

Please tell me that isn't real...
Whichever direction that spins it can't be good.

5 and 2 could both be correct, and if 2 is correct 1 could be correct too.

Can't argue with that math.

Those sizes of resealable cans are rather common in Japan.

We are sure that's not an undercover cop?

That's Big Sugar for you

From what I can read up on this; Leeuwenhoek was already working with the Royal Society, who praised his work with his own made microscope and work on microorganisms.
1676 he wrote a letter to the RS regarding single-cell organisms - which was unknown at the time - and was met with skepticism. Only a year later, in 1677, his findings was confirmed.
The fact he was secretive about how he built his microscopes probably didn't help his case.

Is it just for me that sleep is the best "food". My stomach goes to sleep too, so I never wake up hungry. (takes about 3 hours after I wake up for my stomach to do so)

I blame Apple mostly for this.

Whoever that got nutslay'd is, he is working in the Trump administration right now, pushing for those tariffs against EU.

Are you Matt Parker?

I have dabbled enough in C++ to actually understand this programmer joke.

Sweden: "You cool your homes during summertime?"

This is why I pre-heat the bed with a heat blanket in winter time.

Cave Johnson: "Plus, we fill the whole box. That's 65% more pizza per pizza."

*leans into mic* MONEY

Off-shoulder is amazing thing and I don't know why

Nah, the helicopter was the "game journalist" filter, Balteus was the noob filter.

All the girls say he's pretty fly (for a white guy)