Learned something new today: 后 has a meaning of "behind, after" apart from it's usual. I was so confused what "stool queen" was supposed to mean lol

"You're saying it like it's bad thing"
- this guy, probably

Not a very good >repellant<, though...

You cannot escape the insanity goblins, they're always there

Do people still have cash on them?

I thought it was an a giant USB stick in the top right

There's something magical about boobs.

You don't need to call me out like that!

*Raises finger to refute*
*Lowers finger*

What Greta was missing was the love triangel /smh

"Ironic. He could save other from death, but not himself."

Picking up your phone to take the picture certainly isn't lowering vibes...

It would be even better if it didn't lit up until 30 seconds after you entered the room, would probably help.

Congratulations, you played yourself.

... but, why?

"Right now"?
So what cylindrical object are we stocking up on now in 2024?

This happened 9 months+ ago...

Life is stranger than fiction

Have you considered that your co-worker might be a psychopath?

Translated from native language:
"I'm sorry for being so that I can't buy alcohol in the yard in the neighbourhood"

Maybe fleeing together with their wives they don't want to oppress?

10 bucks a month for 3 wishes is still a good deal though.

Absolute legend.

I mean, that's how society (sadly) is and better to be prepared.

Looks like a alien kangaroo chicken hugging a basketball.