My life would probably been brighter if I found this stick as a child.

Penis... gnomes...?

Trump: We're leaving Afghanistan in one year.
World: OK.
Biden becomes president. Time that Trump said they're going to leave comes.
Biden: We were going to leave this month, but I have postponed it.
World: OK.
Leaves at the new date.
World: How could you do something so rash?! Telling the enemy when you are leaving?! And leaving everybody behind?!
Biden: ...

They have postponed the implementation of this now.

If you are playing on PS5 you already have an account, no?

飲み物 drinks
食べ物 food

My earphones are mostly normal English, except for when somebody calls me and it switches to a woman with an Asian accent "incamming cawl"

Hope the cat was fine (´・ω・｀)

Is that a threat?

X
Xhitting
Xcreation

Foxes :3

Furiously, indeed.

梅田 Umeda
So in Ōsaka

"How many counties do you want?“
East USA:" Yes"

Maybe there's an "ASS" behind the lightpost.

Germans are not making a good case for having humour.

So we're not disputing "space is fake and gay" ; )

If you skim through the articles it's basically:
CNBC: "Millenials should earn more money in the long run, BUT they have more debt, so we don't know if it will work out for them."
CNN: "Millenials started saving earlier than their parents, BUT they will probably not receive retirment plans from their employers, so they will probably be less wealthy at retirment."
Also, CNBC compares mostly to Gen X and CNN to Baby Boomers.

The AI has certainly read all the memes about Shaggy being universe's strongest.

Don't know what company would want to advertise on random locations every day, cross state/country borders...

It depends heavily on how you define "Tokyo" and "city".

A rage comic?? In this day and age?!
I am pleasently surprised.

I mean Covid is a airborne virus that needs to get into your lungs, i.e. mask helps, washing hands or stuff not so much.