This feels like a catastrophe just waiting to happen...

How is this measuring angles? Isn't it measuring shape/protrodiness?

Aaw I was thinking of bringing luke-warm water : (

The mental illness is thinking that >best< before dates means "consume before or die", especially if unopened.

Just... buy both?

Because his voices tell him to bad stuff and are really convincing.

Riam: "I know we signed it in the corner, but we should also make our names big in the art! "
Tuse: "Yeah, that way people will know that this is a tribute to Stan Lee and not a marketing stunt by us!"

Sent this to my friend who bookmarks everything, while I'm that guy with 1000 tabs.

"Busty"...?

Probably what's happening now...?

But, but how?

Well Disney seems to be wrong when it comes to the live-action Snow White...

Wouldn't mind these memes over all the programming jokes and Oliver memes.

Buss = boy or bum pussy?

AoE 1 players: Hey, I know that!

Half of my username: *neuron activation*

Is that a Day of the Triffids reference?

Due to relationship between metabolic rate and Mass not being linear, if everyone had dwarfism the saving of food would only be 27% (very very rough estimate).

Is that a JoJo reference?

Work laptop and a hygiene kit (toothbrush, toothpaste, one-time razor and stick deodorant)