one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
Respect to this lady 10 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Hats off to Maggie. :) She's a gorgeous woman inside and out.
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Underwater river in Yucatan, Mexico 4 comments
Traumatic 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I thought I would be dissapointed in this post, but I laughed :)
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You know who? 49 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
PETRIFICUS TOTALLUS! *swishes wand* *light explosion towards hexy* ACCIO COFFIN! INCARCERUS! INCENDIO! WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA! DEPULSO! *multicoloured spells explode through the air* *thunk as body drops to the floor* *coffin smashes through window* *body is bound inside coffin* *coffin is bound from the outside* *ropes catch alight* *coffin lifts into the air* *coffin shoots out of window at a blinding speed into the distance*
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You know who? 49 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Wouldn't anyone? If you had to KILL someone so you could SPLIT YOUR SOUL IN TWO so that you could CONQUER DEATH ITSELF, you would want the object you put part of your SOUL in to be.... shiny, at least, wouldn't you?
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Am I right? Of course I am 10 comments
You know who? 49 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
He never expected anyone to go SEARCHING for them specifically, though, except perhaps Dumbledore, until he heard the prophecy.
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Not a problem for guys looking 44 comments
I'm not even sorry 36 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Unless the mother payed for the computer etc. But if he payed for it, he deserved it.
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List of wisest words 16 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure they got this out of a book, which I have read, and cannot remember the title of... Ah well, they're still cool.
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Am I right? Of course I am 10 comments
2319!!!!!!!!! 3 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
*alarms blare* *sirens wail* *people in hazmat suits drop from the ceiling*
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Sorry for the long post, thought this was cool 34 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
WE HAVE DECLARED WAR ON THE MOON.
Too long the moon has hung un-monitored and unsuspected in the sky! It has gained an enormous tactical advantage!
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Too long the moon has hung un-monitored and unsuspected in the sky! It has gained an enormous tactical advantage!
Something's Not Right With This Dog 14 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
It COULD be a dog to SEARCH for explosives... but surely that isn't right.
*waves dynamite stick in front of it* *throws it* Go fetch!
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*waves dynamite stick in front of it* *throws it* Go fetch!
Australian road safety 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 9 years ago
Nah, it's 'kay. I live around the city (the city being Adelaide).
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