one_unknown_enigma
“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours." (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass)
— Enigma Report User
The Dog's Face 11 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
MOON MOON GET THE F*CK OFF!
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I really hope she comes back, anyone else? 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Perhaps in this world. But in the Doctor Who universe? It's a neccessity.
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Anyone fancy a marathon? 19 comments
I really hope she comes back, anyone else? 15 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
I want SUSAN to come back as some awesome adventurer lady and go on an adventure and when she see's the TARDIS she stops dead and is like,
"GRANDFATHER?!"
And he's like,
"The HELL?"
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"GRANDFATHER?!"
And he's like,
"The HELL?"
The internet is now closed on Sundays 8 comments
being 5 ft 3 23 comments
This is how we should deal with life 13 comments
Cosplay without cleavage 48 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Amen. The cosplay should be about showing your fandom, not your 'assets'.
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It's the stage before puberty makes you hot 2 comments
Dreaming... 12 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Well... *searches catalogue* We seem to be out of stock... I can offer you some ice cream if you like?
This is how we should deal with life 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
*slaps Morrelli across face* HOW DARE YOU! *shoves to ground and turns to awesome44*
Christopher Robin was going to tell Pooh he had to go to School tomorrow, but that he loved him and would be home soon. Unfortunately, because of Pooh's stalling, he had to leave a note instead. This gets misinterpreted by the gang of the Hundred Acre Wood and leads to the adventure at the centrepoint of this story.
*sheepishly* Sorry Morelli. I am very protective of that movie.
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Christopher Robin was going to tell Pooh he had to go to School tomorrow, but that he loved him and would be home soon. Unfortunately, because of Pooh's stalling, he had to leave a note instead. This gets misinterpreted by the gang of the Hundred Acre Wood and leads to the adventure at the centrepoint of this story.
*sheepishly* Sorry Morelli. I am very protective of that movie.
HELL YEAH? 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
*whispers* I love you Bad Wolf. Too bad you're either locked in a parallel dimension or the sentient consciousness of the most dangerous weapon in the known universe.
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It's like a cult 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Paper Towns. General knowledge and it's in the top left corner.
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HELL YEAH? 7 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
But they're taking so LONG. *looks desperately at classmate who is furiously and unsuccessfully trying to energise a crowd*
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It's like a cult 17 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
And the orchestra kids just sit across the hall like
"What are they doing?" "I have no idea man." "They're loud..." "Yeah..." "Do we-"
"Don't approach. Just Mozart." *conductor raises baton*
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"What are they doing?" "I have no idea man." "They're loud..." "Yeah..." "Do we-"
"Don't approach. Just Mozart." *conductor raises baton*
Finally, the answer. 18 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Sorry man. It was just a good one I saw. I'll lay of your turf now, promise. *crosses heart* *smiles*
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She'd be the one 56 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
*malfoy voice* POTTER.
Yeah sorry I'm late. Very late. Also it is working, NOW, ALSO. *Anna voice* MORE THAN YOU!
Well nah not really. *flushes red and goes to stand in corner* *whispers* But... the ring, Potter... It's a fandom ring...
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Yeah sorry I'm late. Very late. Also it is working, NOW, ALSO. *Anna voice* MORE THAN YOU!
Well nah not really. *flushes red and goes to stand in corner* *whispers* But... the ring, Potter... It's a fandom ring...
The most annoying person in the world 65 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
*horrified gasp* /Again/? gspike, murder is a cultured affair, you can't keep getting caught! On another note, the ghost pokemon have to be over level 30, right? Or we could just use a TimTam. We Aussies have our ways, I hear they take bribes.
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He was always beautiful :') 13 comments
one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
*Sherlock promptly quits job* And comes home proclaiming:
"They're all idiots. Also the brother did it."
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"They're all idiots. Also the brother did it."
