You'd probably break your nose if you got booped by one of those.

None of the Starbucks where I live have a trenta and I would drink the fuck out of one. Get your shit together Starbucks

Her wings... Oh sweet jesus

Indian prime minister is taking none of you weak ass handshake shit

Reasons why people on tumblr shouldn't have kids #927772819173

Its wasps

Glitch in the matrix

Running away from responsibilities like

Save a vegetarian
Eat a vegan

I'd be called fork

DJ my Irish teacher

Rip photographer...

Same

I was literally there last Sunday

Not very far actually. Ladies and gents, I present my great great grand uncle:https://www.google.ie/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_O%27Donnell_(Invincible)&ved=0ahUKEwiE97fwuvjLAhVCGg4KHV64ClAQFggaMAA&usg=AFQjCNGy7Ee5mG06vhqMfQAqqM5AXufuZA&sig2=gb1GDEzgJ9eGUnw7fdk0dA

Just proving further that cats are dickheads

*cough* supernatural *cough cough*

Then the next day the teacher quizzes the class on those pages and everyone fails

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