Having no insurance and saving that $500 a month is good economics until you actually have something happen. My son needed a month in the icu. Covered the deductible and copay maximum in a few hours or maybe minutes. By the time he got out our insurance had covered a few hundred K. My house has never burned down but fire insurance still seems like a reasonable thing to have.

Honey, I'm going to Home Depot to pick up some. . . .aaah, forget it. I'd need a truck.

Hey, I'm a guy, I wear pants, I have a great ass and am not afraid to show it off.
Well, had.
Well, thought I had.
Well, someone being nice once said I had.
Oh, fuck it. I'm gonna buy a skirt.

And let's not forget Joe Mode:
Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced some details on V10’s “Joe Mode” earlier this year while replying to numerous followers who speculated about what new features will be coming to be new update. As one follower asked for a mode that would help keep his children asleep during drives, Musk replied with introductory information about the V10 feature.
Hoping to get “Joe Mode” into V10. The default, of course, is normal volume, but selecting “Joe Mode” would lower the volume of strident beeps & chimes by half.

Show?? SHOW?!? Books, and lots of them! amazon<dot>com/dp/0763697915/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_2uSyEbD53BNN9

Umm . . . greatest generation, not boomer.

I brought my cats in to work one day (had a batch of kittens to find homes for, the parents came along for the fun) and one cat jumped into the lap of someone in for an interview. He was terrified: was this part of the intereview? Should he be surprised? Stake out his space? Say how much he liked cats? But all he did was look nervous (and not get offered a job).

Yes but: Nightvale reference.

This says nothing. One of the two non-Asian rivers might (not saying it does, but the post didn't say anything either) account for 90% of the plastic. . . . I truly hate bullshit statistics that could easily be made to make a clear point. Say 80% of the plastic waste is from Asia, if it is.

Did anyone read the bumpersticker? it's the mayor.

Schmuck on a truck?
Data crawler on a hauler?
High net worth on a Kenilworth?

Also quite the pilot.

Fantastic podcast about this: http://thememorypalace.us/2016/02/the-wheel/

Note his handler behind him with a case of beer.

sounds like you saw two things :
a man in boxers
a guitar chasing a squirrel.
That is one fancy guitar.

I'm impressed at a microwave that has lasted for 17 years.

At first glance I thought his ass was made out of an electrical outlet.

I recall seeing signs on businesses saying 'est. 1963' and wondering why they didn't know the date and had to give an estimate.

It's from a Saab. It was a joy to watch.

Cuz they wouldn't let him take it as carry on. Gosh, a weapon!

is it just me or does his blanket look like its made of raw chicken wings?

I'm waiting for the Stan Lee bio movie, with cameos by all of the superheroes.

Way more than 15 . . .

Love the handle.

It gets better. He started by breaking down the leg quarter of the deer in the window in front of them.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2018/03/28/the-vegans-came-to-protest-his-restaurant-so-this-chef-carved-a-deer-leg-in-the-window/?utm_term=.3b66953f679d