No thanks. Not paying for their fix. Skyrim and Path of Exile updated theirs and it didn't cost me a dime.

and Patrick Warburton's voice sounds like a poor-man's John Wayne impersonation.

MTV should go back to showing Music videos.

Santa's having sex at the mall? Out in the open for all the kids to see?

The word is THICK, there is no meaning or reason for thicc

So you are going to admit to having sex with your own son? Now that would be the ultimate definition of retarded.

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It clearly states on the bottle: Refrigerate after opening. Restaurants can leave it on tables because of how frequently it will be used compared to how infrequently it gets used in the home.

A lot of shit is not fun to clean up and the smell can be very overpowering.

I learn through suffering is actually translated to: ego scire per passiones consummare

The bot is late again.

How did this slip through the filter? It was just posted 5 hours ago.

Who says that a woman wrote it?

How many did He drown during Noah's flood?

Not 100% accurate: He says he is happy to collect his weekly salary of £204 (about $300) earned packing and stacking shortbread and cookies on an assembly line.

Fuck is not lonely because it requires at least 2. Masturbation is lonely.

Disney's Hercules (1997)

If he had whacked off into a flower pot, he'd have a blooming idiot.

I would guess this was a divine revelation from God who made it a sin to begin with. Therefore God made a mistake and is not so infallible.

But if the dog is spayed or neutered than it no longer is a "fucking" dog.

Wet the brush BEFORE putting tooth paste on.

Once again the bot gets it wrong. John Cleese wase born on October 27, 1939