"Doctor, I am not addicted to boobs, I promise. Boobs just always find me, I see them at work, at movies, at the gym, even in my yogurt"

"you shut up lady" hahaha

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This is sadly true, now, I'm not saying education is bad, but schooling is.

My geography test had questions like this

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Bitch I'm fabulous.....Boing boing boing

I guess the deal is seal :D get it

So at first I was like "well, this is just facebook drama I see it everyday" Then, I read "he wanted to be with his wife" my face looked exactly like that little dog at the end

:'(

1 Twin brother?
2 Different toaster
3 He took marges glass, let him be
4 Bart kept prank calling Moe, so he got a new one
5 different episode
6 its a magic broom
Okay fine I was just trying to justify, the Simpson's fucked up, and we never noticed.

A lot of children cartoons have Implied sex jokes, we just never noticed as kids because we weren't dirty minded adults

Hey yo dawg, I heard you like eminem

Funny, I felt like this last night.

The only thing in could think of is that one episode of "the grim adventures of billy and Mady" where billy has a spider son

Every. Single. Time