Get that 8 legged sin out of here

Funny thing was, I was just watching that movie about an hour ago

Bless this poor soul if he don’t got any shoes on

found my mum

So...... It did happen??.

I almost choked by the time I finished reading this

Hah, get it?! Birds are assholes!! HAHAHA
*a man who is eternally dying inside from his beloved pet bird, who continues to torment their owner for the rest of his life*

Movie quality

Imagine walking up to your friend and going “Oi! Don’t be such an arse!” And then you show them this

Damn bro if I were in those movies I would say “fuck the plot!” And eat what’s left on the counter

Expectations Vs Reality

A man of true wisdom

Well played

This guy could be the hero of all our problems

I want to drown

Goku did. Everyone else can fuck off

Meanwhile in Russia

*Has Fortnite flashbacks*

"We stopped checking for the monsters under our bed when we realized we were the monsters" The Joker

Shouldn't the Stegosaurus's be reproducing by now?

God has forsaken us

His parents were those arcade machines you'd usually find in the local Chuck E Cheese

In our future generation vegans will take revenge