If you haven't already seen it, look up the picture of Jayne with Sophia Loren, it's even funnier

She looks beautiful. I'm so, so sorry for your loss, I know losing a pup is soul-destroying. It sounds like you gave her an amazing life

One time I took five minutes too long getting home and my mother accused me of being a drug dealer. Another time I told her about a cool painting I saw on the side of a building and she asked why I had seen something on the side of a building and not the front and accused me of being a drug dealer. Any time I bought something that cost more than twenty or so dollars she assumed the only reason I was able to spend so much money was because I was doing something illegal, maybe drug dealing.

People don't choose between evils when they have a variety of solid options

That's a damn good toad

Wow this will really change everything won't it

Next time don't fuck up my order

To be fair, that is pretty much the best cat ever

Volume 10

Everything feels better without clothes I guess

I honestly thought those really were pokemon

Also killed by winy emo teenager

Sounds awesome as long as you don't fuck up

Both

Bastards are learning camoflauge to better hunt us

I get why, legally, they felt the need to do that, don't need the guy asking for a raise and such. But why bother anyway? Just put someone else with a different position.

There really is such a thing as too much cheese

What if he did bang her but he didn't disappear and they realized that was how it had happened all along?

And now I'm ashamed of myself