Good lord who is that?

Finally Celsius!!!

Best caption: Watching you bitch

WHo are the two girls? i know one of them is Black Widow but who is the other one?

I like how it is gender neutral

The fuck did this woman want?

I just died a little

A lot of convicts were sent over because of petty crimes such as stealing bread and blasphemy.

A lot of people are saying that is sexist towards men but I think it is meant to be a joke. Because we all know we wouldn't FEAST on men should they prove irrelevant. Oh no, we would sacrifice them to the god of Feminazism.

Oh it doesn't matter the south and north poles are melting I can't have a noisy wind turbine lowering my property value.

Ummm you can't put glitter glue on money that's defacing currency and it is a criminal offence

Australian:
Poms in the left top corner (gotta get rid of that shit)
And the southern cross because we think thats special.

This isnt the real Donald trump. Im pretty sure the real Donald Trumo twitter is "Donald J. Trump" this one is just "Donald J Trump"

A more accurate depiction of Australia would be to replace winter with summer and then just leave a pile of yellow goo for summer,

Skrillex looks so uncomfortable

Nothing beats the Land before time

It looks like a breaking dam

You shouldnt say it to anyone. Except if they are extremely over or under weight then yes you should encourage them to gain/lose weight.

Always take her swimming on the first date

He kinda looks like Kylo Ren (thats not a spoiler)

Oh good he hates it. Thank the lord. TO true fans of Percy Jackson there has not been an adaptation. Only an abomination

Romeo and Juliet could HAVE handled the situation better. Not could OF. Could of is not correct. The extended form of "could've" is could have

Yes this is touching but it is a one off event. Bikies (that's what we call them in Australia) often have gang wars and kill innocent civilians, deal drugs, import guns (guns are banned in Australia) and evade tax. These men and possibly women are very caring in this situation but this does not extend too all bikies unfortunately.

Fitz and Simmons

I wish I had legs like the 15ft woman... 8 feet long is definitely an appropriate length