I never played video games as a kid even though I really really wanted to
I still wish I did especially pokemon

Majestic cat is back

That's not a joke

The internet happened

Mind implosion

Time to soak my brain that sink

You can't spell slaughter without laughter

Why is the unicorn not in a uniform

Beautiful just beautiful

The goddamn 7th grade boys are like this every gym class

I will give you all the cookies in the cookie jar
And a virtual hug

I ain't even mad

Close enough

Regret 18%

Suddenly banana

Next to a body of water
*Insert genius picture here*