I am from Kentucky and I can confirm not everyone here is stupid. But we still have our fair share of idiots.
We're also not all rednecks. However, most of them in the state are in Eastern Kentucky. Eastern Ky people have a much thicker southern drawl, that I have noticed. There are still rednecks in West Ky, but East Ky rednecks hold up the typical redneck stereotype, that I have personally noticed.
Western Ky and Eastern Ky are very different. East Ky is coal country and much more rural than West Ky. But our biggest cities are Louisville, Lexington and Frankfort and they're just like any other bigger cities in other states.

Yeah when he played for University of Kentucky people would say "Bow to the Brow"

They are. They're cute and do adorable things but they're also assholes.

My cats gently scream at me to get what they want and sometimes if I ignore them long enough, they'll try to bite and scratch and bully me into giving them what they want.

I'm a woman and I don't even understand other women.

Yeah a lot do, especially on college campuses.

You can comb your hair while it's wet, you should use a wide toothed comb that doesn't pull on your hair as much. It also helps if you condition your hair regularly. I personally use a detangler spray that micro-conditions before I comb my hair after a shower. I've never heard of a towel wrap causing breakage or damage though.
I used to have tons of hair breakage but now I wrap my hair in a towel for about 10 to 15 minutes. Then use detangler and comb through my hair with a shower comb and then wrap my hair back up for about 5 more minutes. Then take it down and re-comb and let it air dry. Combining that routine with a good strengthening and anti-breakage shampoo and conditioner, I have a lot less breakage than before.

I imagine it was a couch or maybe even a bed. I don't know about other people but we never move furniture unless its to rearrange the room which isn't regularly

It's not weird. I'd try to rewash them too. I wouldn't want any dirt or dust from the floor in my hair. And no point in throwing them away because that'd be money down the drain.

Would you not be bitter if the woman you loved actually loved another man and had a child with them?

I loved Junie B. Jones and Magic School Bus

Yeah most of them charge to put money and keep it on there. Might as well just get a checking account with a bank card.

Dammit rwby beat me to it

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU

I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN
MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW

He can read me my rights any day