He looks like Cermet. Watch him grow.

"Woah, take it easy man"

So that must be why I love subway so much

My college specifically made a map for all of the Pokestops on campus that is available to be printed out online.

I think Oregon has a law that allows human euthanasia. I heard of a story of one young woman that just got married when she found out she had a brain tumor that would eventually kill her. Instead of letting the disease kill her, she was able to get one pill that would kill her in a quick more humane way. She chose to do so when it got to the point that she was in a lot of pain and very dependent on others to help her do simple things in life. She didn't want to put her family through that so she decided herself when she wanted to end it.

At first glance, i thought that said widowed.
I was like wtf is a widowed oven?

Apple purposely makes them easy to break and tear up so you can give them more money by buying a new one

He looks kinda like my cat Percy

Couldn't you just rip it off before you get home though?

I just started a new job at a local dollar store and I find if I have something to do on the floor while manning the register, my shift goes by so much faster. If I just stand at the counter and do nothing else, it feels like it takes forever.

Right? Wendys food is hell of a lot better than Burger King

I love that song but I've never seen this edit of that lyric before.

I wish my hair looked as soft as that looks. My cat's hair feels softer than mine most of the time and he rolls around in the grass all day long.