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17 Funniest Lies Parents Tell Their Kids 12 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
Usually that lie scares kids but not you I guess
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17 Funniest Lies Parents Tell Their Kids 12 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
that and the one about your ears turning red when you lie.
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"So it's fish?" "Legally? No" 5 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
I want a fish sandwich now. That looks so good.
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Let's Hope That Idea Never Materializes 14 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
well I mean if a gynecologist did something similar, maybe the men coming in with their wives or girlfriends could finally figure out how a vagina actually works.
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A women wants a poison that will kill the husband 6 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
but why aren't the circles within the letters colored it?
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Hail Hydra 16 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
Yes but also watch the first Captain America movie if you haven't seen that already.
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Hail Hydra 16 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
I've had the conditioner before but I can never find the shampoo. So i end up getting the blue kind that has shampoo and conditioner in it
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time for seppuku finally let death come 6 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
I do this all the time. I get so frustrated at myself when I accidentally hit "close all apps" while I have spotify playing in the background.
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Attempting to take a very fat cat for a walk 1 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
"we're going for a walk? I thought we were playing with this string?"
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He looks fabulous 4 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
definitely the cat.
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One of the great things about the human mind 9 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
I mean really, being judgemental is practically human nature. We all do it. It's a matter of how far we go with it and actually vocalize and act on those judgements.
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When you finally undestand a hard question on a homework 21 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
yeah I commented that knowing exactly what my reply would be. I don't know why, but when I read those type of comments I just laugh everytime even though I know what's coming.
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Or when the lunch lady says "enjoy your meal" 8 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
Don't feel bad. I do this too.
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A Nailpolish that can detect party drugs in your drink 17 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
I wouldn't give anyone the chance to ask. If my nail polish changed colors after sticking it in my drink, I'm leaving the bar/club/party period
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I think navy looks nice 16 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
When I read suntan I thought it said Satan
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A Nailpolish that can detect party drugs in your drink 17 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
Well make clear nail polish that reacts the same way. Like its clear when you put it on but changes when it reacts to the drugs.
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When you finally undestand a hard question on a homework 21 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
Pretty sure this is a porno
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One of the best feelings xD 4 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
It's a great feeling when your crush breaks up with their significant other, not so much if it's your OTP
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A Nailpolish that can detect party drugs in your drink 17 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
I think it was just to show an example
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A Nailpolish that can detect party drugs in your drink 17 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
I agree. Clear nail polish is the only kind I wear because it makes my nails look shiny
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I love potatoes 5 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
Potato salad is like one of my favorite foods. I could eat it all day long
Long live the Queen! 13 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
yeah and it's okay for her to serve a lifetime because she doesn't really have much governmental authority. Their prime minister is practically head of their government
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Good guy truck driver 5 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
those are probably the worst kind of vehicles to park next too. I avoid them at all costs in the parking lot. I would much rather park in the very back and walk a little further than to park next to a huge ass truck.
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It's impossible to accidentally read. 6 comments
nerdsarecool1212 · 8 years ago
You end up buried 6 ft deep into the fandom and it's a beautiful, tragic thing to experience.
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